Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #3

PeterSantilliWhen you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -Norm Crosby

BingFutchLife is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John W. Gardner

Sirjohn_writer"Little strokes fell great oaks!" -- Benjamin Franklin

chrispirillo"Ladies and gentleman, if your luggage doesn't fit in the overhead compartment, we will confiscate it and sell it on eBay." - The Mgmt

Raquel_SotoI'm so old they cancelled my blood type.~Bob Hope

LilianChiscaLovely quote on friendship: "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." - Arnold Glasow (via @KrisColvin)

XceptNRT @tweetsayings: There are two types of education. One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live. - John Adams#quote

Mike_Wesely #QUOTE: "One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." ~G.M. Weilacher

Java4Two"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought." -- Sir William Osler

dpbkmbIs it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ~ Stephen Wright #jokes

renagadesRT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTE: "I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." ~~Susan Sontag LMAO