Retweet Favorites - #8

FitzilloWhen a competitive eating champion is down on his luck, does he stand on the corner with a sign that says "Will eat for food"?

timelady--/ <- hole in ground. where i have crawled & am hiding, wound licking and healing. still vulnerable idiot at 42, & trust where shouldnt. chrisbroganDoes anybody else remember begging their parents for TV dinners as a kid? And for judging them based on the dessert?

Nuzziepeeling my cold, dead fingers from my keyboard to go to bed, nite. over and out

famoustwitsI was thinking of taking over the world after breakfast but then resisted after considering the aweful problem of just what to do with it.

DanielLannon@DivaOfLove winks then looks down and shuffles feet

yehudaberg2day look at life as 1 big game of hide & seek Enjoy the process of struggling & know that if U R sweating you’re close 2 that which U seek

breeberstwishes there was a pill to inspire drive & creativity. Of course it'd probably cause hallucinations, or cancer, or spontaneous combustion

filmomaticAlso, why can't I form a proper sentence? See my last tweet. Good lord.

PeterSantilliSTRESS:The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the daylights out of some idiot who deserves it!

xenijardinWow, smug white chauvinism dripping from that convo made me feel a lil sick. Anyone want my soup? They make computers, btw.

beijobabeThe San Diego Water Authority has just made it easier to be a douchebag to your neighbors with their "Water Waster" door hangers. Boooooo.!