Retweet Favorites - #9

SlightBratBoyheadlines we wont see: Government To Protect Idiots From Own Stupidity: Witless Protection Program

Hollymarkwondering why people stay in relationships where they break up every other week...

victorvigilMen do less than they ought,unless they do all they can.

deanhuntI think I broke my twitter

DennisRitchieI offered my dog a bite of oatmeal and she looked at me like,"You don't love me anymore." Never moved. This from a dog that eats poop.

famoustwitsHow many twitterers does it take to change a light bulb? 1000. 1 to change bulb and 999 to give updates on the progress of the job

leftbrainstupidEvery time someone pauses while talking I find myself interjecting some line of sarcasm or innuendo. Rocky Horror why can’t I quit you!

psychicmaidenOk I finally admit it, I am addicted to twitter.

Vicki904i hate that when i leave for work the moon is still in the sky...

lexiconjessicaughh got 2 eye shadows and they are exact dupes for each other! intoxicate (le?) and shadowy lady!

cartoonistAnd some salad with worms and maggots for Herman.

jaimelaureni can't wait to go home and ebay the shit out of these old lady figurines.