Favorite Twitter Bios - Archive

Ring Leader.. Loud Mouth.. Super Opinionated.. I'm just like Ann Coulter.. but not as stupid and without the bad after taste. ScottieWithers

A fiendish genius fingering the waxed tips of his moustache whilst contemplating the next wicked trick to play on his credulous public. Call me Dick. I’m evil. RichardMadeley

OSI Rockstar, Obama ROCKS! UFC kicks ass, American Bulldogs & Oldies r my life! Got Int'l flare baby! needs Choloclate, coffee constantly. Tree hugger . InsatiableGeish

Slightly deranged historian, genealogist & photographer, frequently found knee deep in brambles searching for ruins when not working at local castle. alisonlodge

6'5" 350lbs! Big guy, big heart. Tech Support, metalhead, native american, bouncer, band mgr, dad, deep ellum, Pantera bigtrocks

If you didn't want to hear the truth, why'd you ask me the damn question??!!! rh6866

Bio marginalizing the everyman. satirist, entrepreneur, technologist, music producer and melter of faces utilizing molten guitar riffs. independently conservative brooksbayne

Bio Mere words cannot describe the level of depravity required to generate this noxious mix of sarcasm, nihilism, and fundamentally warped emotive blather. TDJensen

Bio I'm a freelance writer for Braille porn and a stunt double for a hand model for Palmolive dishwashing liquid. ShinyHappyHead

Bio: I'm a writer. No matter what the world does to me, it can't take that away. PhilWrede