Retweet Favorites - #14

cwalkenThere's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.

toddadamsonThank you, microwave, for making my hippie peanut butter spreadable.

iheartquotesWhat we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

pentahexamineOne of the down sides of growing old is realizing what an ass you were when you were young and knew it all.

famoustwitsNothing on the telly tonight, cause someone stole my fish tank.

DDGriffithsocial media. ...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

paulmason10538Who is your #twittertwin?? Please tweet, with reasons, especially if you consider them to be identical, or that you were separated at birth!

Nabbit@Sweetnote You are as young a feel! Nabbit makes everyone feel young!!

k0pGonna have another cup of coffee and crack open a bud light.