Retweet Favorites - #3

MikeHillWhy do people not on twitter get so upset? They act like your being anti social? Im talking to 10K people, how is that anti-social?!?!

reverend_andySometimes I'm an idiot. Got all the way to order at Taco Bell before I realized that I wasn't at Wendy's. Affirmative remarks need not be po

patriciaeheathJenni craig & nutra system R feeling the economic pinch w/ their weight loss programs. Something srsly wrong w/ buying meals 2 B thin

jdickersonIn the back yard working on science project which I think is somehow related to a parent's patience capacity.

trislerI've sat here so long my feet hurt. Go figure. Hanging up the jock now. Niteall.

frank_millerTHEY FRAMED YOU. MADE YOU SIGN A SHEET OF PAPER. SAID YOU WERE A PSYCHO CHILD KILLER. NOW THEY KEEP YOU IN THE FARM. BUCKWING. I'M COMING.

magisterrexSo I sign up with MyBlogLog and I instantly get 2 porn chick requests to connect. Must be my cologne.

LdsNana"If a week goes by and your man is not completely confused or terrified by one of your actions, you're not doing your job."

altgeldshruggedjust got hate mail from a high school classmate. She named off all my offenses (which do sound like me) and yet I have no idea who she is.

IanFHoodThey say that successful people do ten things before ten a.m. ~ but I noticed they never said in which time zone.

prashThanks to Obama I can finally remove the Canadian flag from my rucksack. The Euros like us again. But for how long?

HopHopkins It's a dog eat dog world.....and I just happen to be wearing milkbone underwear

TheSquareNot from The Onion: Jacques Chirac hospitalized after being mauled by his clinically depressed poodle. http://bit.ly/6XBx (h/t @AmandaMoke)