Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #14

BillBeaversMy grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeners.

skashliwalThe true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything~Friedrich Nietzsche #skqot

rmolden"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ---Robert A. Heinlein.

ricklondonCuriosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright

MauiMichaelI am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Albert Einstein

Java4TwoRT @kharyreynolds: "Everyone has his burden. What counts is how you carry it." ~Merle Miller

Mike_Wesely#QUOTE: "Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive." ~ Carolyn Wells

iheartquotesFlying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss ~ Douglas Adams

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holymully@thehillers If he knew what he could not say then he would not say it, but he only says what he says cuz it can be said:) LOL

ricklondon@thehillers TY Lee, I argue with them (my cartoons) on a regular basis but lessening with better therapist Dr. Daf. Duck.

DavidSpisakIf any of our friends drove like 90% of the taxi drivers we would never drive w/ them no matter how desperate we were. But we'll gladly pay?

iheartquotesFew things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -- "Mark Twain

esukopConfusion is your doorway to freedom. When you don't know what to do, you are in the best position imaginable.

BumbarowskyRT @Mitch_M: In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

DennisRitchieTwitter is like watching life go by - high school grad, games, family, crisis, celebration, convictions, hope - all here.

webaddictOnly problem w/ Facebook & MySpace is running into those "old" relationships you'd rather forget. Eek. hehe.

Eight_Bit. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6.

BleusandsHad my vegetable swap, now the rain needs to stop so I can get the garden going!

TomVMorrisThe Twitter Imperative: Give and receive. Do and allow. Touch and be moved. Share what you can.

RichardMadeleyI'm Twittering from my shed. Amazing! I'm plugged into the internet but I'm still only an arm's length from a Phillips head screwdriver.

NinaPierceLOL! I figured as much. That's still got to be pretty cool to know someone on Jeopardy.

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Photo_John: No photos this time, but I'm fixing a beautiful bacon, lettuce, tomato and avocado sandwich :-)

iheartquotes"A REAL man doesn't need to hit a woman to feel big" -- advice for Chris Brown

bluefur hehehe, porkchops with apple sauce and 2 eggs and raw green pepper and spinach

DennisRitchieHope flourishes in the fertle soil of need.

RyanWheatI'm only giving updates to friends.

poetsmurfthere are to many haters in this world but any great man or woman will tell u they use the hate the follows to propel them forward in life

ranggrolBill O'Reilly threatens to not travel to Spain anymore. Spain doesn't give a shit.

chesshirecat unfortunately, I'm the plumber on this job but I'd rather be a Rat Fink than a Rat Bastard!

ODNETNINFeel incredibly mouldy... ;_;

alisonlodgeJust back, fun packed day (not) including a hair cut at long last. Hungry now.

LoriMoreno because there is lack of humans to have sex with ? some guys actions.. you will never find explanation for

jpoole77No Discipline leads to, no respect for self or others, no fear because we have no law thats feared, no morals, no standards, soon no more!

spencer0406Stressed out trying to make ends meet. GRRR i hate being stressed!

pinkraygunI hate that I watch Dollhouse and think of Journeyman. Am I cheating?

TheCraziesFilmFilming at the car wash again today but its pouring! Def no need for a wash today....

forces2drivers are realy getting aggressive now with little over 100 laps to go

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #9

PeterSantilliThe best way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it once. -E. Joseph Cossman

ricklondon“A man is related to all nature.” ( Ralph Waldo Emerson)

mattb4rdIf the opposite of pro is con, then the opposite of progress is? - Paul Harvey

earthXplorer"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ~Sir Winston Churchill

Pat_Lorna... nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude." ~ Thomas Jefferson

Java4Two"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly." - Isaac Asimov

iheartquotesSome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. ~ Roger Miller

AlexKaris"Now is the natural state of Happiness...everything else is illusion."~a.karis

Mike_Wesely#QUOTE: "People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." ~Dave Barry

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PureCognitionI just watched Rope again. I can't believe how good that movie is. I watched a featurette as well. Hitchcock and Stewart rock!

TammyLandauFred Astaire's first screen test report: slightly bald, can't act, can dance a little. Don't let anyone tell you your dream is impossible!

iheartquotesLemmings don't grow older, they just die.

formerlyCwalkenI posed for dozens of photos in California last week. I closed my eyes or made a face in nearly every one. Sorry. I amuse myself this way.

mindiebLooking forward to watching "Castle" tonight at 10pm. Hokey show, but I love it. James Patterson & Stephen Cannell did cameos last week.

HopHopkinstweeting from church already cost me one follower...broaden your horizons and get out of your comfort zone amigo!

ricklondon"Happy Earth Day all. (For those who have forgotten earth is that big round thing on which we live" RLondon

RichardMadeleyROAR! I’m now off to rampage through the local village, upturn cars, and then purchase a new pair of pants later in the afternoon. TTFN.

slpowellThanks for the movie advice everyone! Sending hubby to Redbox tomorrow and taking my chances on 7 pounds. Will report which side I'm on!

butterflymavenAny more WOW widows out there. No worries, he will not even notice you tweeting about him

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snowkitten@amp451 I agree that if you're not willing to follow others back, you're missing out on a lot of gems, so I see where you're coming from. =)

tedmurphyMy sneezing is preventing me from passing out. someone punch me in the face.

Paul_HolgorsenTweet What Is In Your Heart And You Will Never Regret Having Sent It Out To All

iheartquotesIf you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

JoelFryComedyGoing to a Royals-Tigers game in KC on April 24th with my buddy Todd. I'm so excited!

MiraclesGoddessHow can we stand true 2 our own beliefs & allow others their own? Key 2 world peace.

rossannegRT @Paul_Holgorsen Remember what comes out of your mouth can’t be brought back over your lips. Watch your words.

irishwetterHow genius it would have been for Conficker to infect 10 million PCs and then Rick Roll everyone of them!

RyanWheatI'm only giving updates to friends.

tnetteI DIDNT EVEN GET TO TAKE A DAMN NAP!! UGGGGGGGH!

BingFutchDamn, the garden got thrashed. Wouldn't have planted the beans if I thought it was going to rain ice this spring. Grrr. Global *what*ing?

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #7

ricklondonWomen are never disarmed by compliments Men always are That is the difference between the sexes (Oscar Wilde)

Pat_Lorna... nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude." ~ Thomas Jefferson

quoteopedia"When one eye is fixed upon you destination, there is only one eye left with which to see the way there." -- Matthew Wallace

Java4Two"If we all did the things we are capableof doing, we would literally astound ourselves." - Thomas Edison

Eight_BitYou will never "find" time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.Charles Bruxton

iheartquotesUsing words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbins

dpbkmbThe sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. ~ Steven Wright

ricklondon“It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.” Albert Camus

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iheartquotesYou're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

christianfeaIt's been said that 95% of people will do nothing with the opportunities they are presented with. #siim

myweddingisoverDo you have a case of the Twitter'Twitch? if so @SkeeterHaris he says there is a cure... lol, or better yet if ur not in a car ur good 4 now

famoustwitsCool RT @MightyCasey slugs are lushes. they crawl into the beer and drown. roaches need motels. slugs just need bars.

DocYankeePick up a pack of Thank-You cards this weekend. Then send ‘em out every week to at least two clients, thanking them for their busine

unwordedletterrTo top off my irritating day, my slutty cousin is coming over.. Why a doesn't she just stay at home.. Ugh.

snedwanIt's great when a celebrity twitters you back eh @jimmy_poodle , makes you feel loved and warm both inside and outside!

apluskfeels like a slow news day. I have to be careful not to say anything too stupid.

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AlexRaffiWe keep giving everyone enough rope but we're the only ones hanging.

AlaskaArtUse originality to break down the barriers between you and the prosperity you desire.

DennisRitchieOccasionally the blindness of familiarity is swept away and I see the beauty of life, which takes my breath.

breyeschow#top3 ways to get motivated on Mondays: twitter community, afternoon movie, unexpected good news from a friend. Me thinks I shall do all 3!

xenijardinOpening line, today's BBV: "I'm not normally a violent person but in this case I'd feel really good about nailing their gonads to the wall."

PeterSantilliNever underestimate the power of human stupidity.

paulmason10538@thehillers Sleep??? Does not compute.....

iheartquotesWhen a shrimp is first born, it's male--it gradually evolves into being female as it matures.

LordBarrenAlso - where are my normal targets? It is too quiet today.

markdavidsonWorking deep within the social media mines, 5 miles beneath the earth's crust.

yahalomathere is going to come a point when I won't be able to follow everyone, but until then, I am loving all of your tweets.

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #6

SurrendrDorothyThere is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. --Anon.

renagadesRT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTE: "I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me. " ~~Bob Dylan

ArfanChaudhry“It's kind of fun to do the impossible.” Walt Disney

iheartquotesAll great discoveries are made by mistake. -- Young

BingFutchNever trust a computer you can't throw out a window. -Steve Wozniak #quotes

annieveilletteFirst find, then search. - Jean Cocteau

mnrmg"I can't wait for Stan to ride in here like a white knight and hug me and give me hugs." -Roger the alien

fantomasterRT @famousrockstar: The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't. (Mitch Miller)

ricklondonOscar Wilde: Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

thatdarnpestWasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please. - Steven Meretzky

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #4

AlFerretti"Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not" --Jerry Gellis

Java4TwoRT @waynemansfield: Twearls of Wisdom: ‘The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.’- Dale Carnegie more htt ...

PeterSantilliThe most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth. G. C. Lichyenberg

denyseduhaimeThough no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. ~Author Unknown

iheartquotes“People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.”-Zig Ziglar (@briglandorf)

shoestringing“There is only one valid definition of a business purpose: to create a customer." Peter Drucker

XceptNLife is the flower for which love is the honey. ~ Victor Hugo #life #quote

MachenMacDonald"I can't give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody." - Herbert Bayard Swope

LilianChiscaLovely quote on friendship: "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." - Arnold Glasow (via @KrisColvin)

Mike_Wesely#QUOTE: "A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away." ~Bil Keane

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LukesBeardJust washed his mums car. Im such a lovely son

cwalkenA friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess.

DianaCastillejaSlow this morning. puttering. Forgot to sign on here. :) *waves*

yukai_chouWoke up in the morning extremely confused. And then I realized: "Oh yea...I'm Yu-kai Chou."

ThinkReferrals@bluefur hehehe, porkchops with apple sauce and 2 eggs and raw green pepper and spinach

troyredingtoni'm intrigued by the idea of carrying a cat in a pillow case. it sounds so FUN.

iheartquotesJustice, n.: A decision in your favor.

paulmason10538GIRLS!!! Buy your plane tickets! You can now get chilli and chocolate crisps here in the UK, for a limited time only!! :D xox

JackInChicagoA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory :) #1liners

TradingGoddesswow! Burger King commercial about burger shots - she says "I just want to squeeze them!" He says "Squeeze away!" Racy!

judyreyIf life is an ongoing audition then Twitter is a stage!

PeterSantilliSTRESS:The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the daylights out of some idiot who deserves it!

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cwalkenThere's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.

toddadamsonThank you, microwave, for making my hippie peanut butter spreadable.

iheartquotesWhat we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

pentahexamineOne of the down sides of growing old is realizing what an ass you were when you were young and knew it all.

famoustwitsNothing on the telly tonight, cause someone stole my fish tank.

DDGriffithsocial media. ...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

paulmason10538Who is your #twittertwin?? Please tweet, with reasons, especially if you consider them to be identical, or that you were separated at birth!

Nabbit@Sweetnote You are as young a feel! Nabbit makes everyone feel young!!

k0pGonna have another cup of coffee and crack open a bud light.

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LordBarren>sullenly grabs broom, stomping to basement< >cape swish<

Kilogrammagedear twitter, today I am having a very bad day :-( My team mates on my quiz bowl team have formed a cabal to usurp me.

villarjawelcome to the terror-dome - two kids under 6 and a new dog and mom is out for the evening and no wine

famoustwitsOur German student thinks sober means fasting. Job interview med he ask on phone if he should come sober. Me lmao, he still on phone.

joebrooksAre you guys a cult, and am I your leader?

iheartquotesWhen nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.

LeVarThomasHas twitter took the focus from any other of your addictions?

KarenLCat1min.,"You're not the boss of me"..next..asleep in a fetal position on the sofa resembling an angel..Bi-polar or Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde? my6YO!

lou21everyone is so quiet tonight

BrownEyedAlbinofreaking tired. if there aren't any epic peices soon, I'm just going to sleep..

BradHowardThe average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (HAHA!)

AlexisNeelyWhy the cry? Sometimes I just need to cry. Don't you? If not, what are you blocking? I was numb for many years. Now, not so much. :)

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ledunnI have decide that I will not participating in this economic recession I am sorry there is no shame in my game I'm having to much fun living

summerstreetgetting ready for our saturday boy scout camp out making a menu and then we are going shopping at a and p hope im not cooking

FollowMe4CashWalked into a room & forgot y I went thr. Who plays this joke on us?

JoesPizzaI realize I'm dating myself here, but: I remember Windows 3.11 - it came on 7 diskettes.

PrawnsizeBe yourself, if ppl don't like it that's their problem, they're not really liking the real if you pretend to be something you're not anyway!

TonyDarnelljust discovered that if your kids won't come when you call them, just go into the bathroom. They will knock on the door in 30 seconds...

famoustwitsTwitter ettiquette doesn't work offline. Asked in pub how things were. Explained I only give updates to my friends. Not taken well.

iheartquotesTrespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.

hearsmusicIf you have an idea, and you want to run with it, remember that nobody will care about it as much as you. Your own dedication is key.

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Golfing_NutHave you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~ Al Boliska And the worst part is you do it to yourself!

deanhuntI went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

BlazingMindsSometimes I think this dog of mine is glued to me, every time I sit down in front of the computer, up he jumps and goes to sleep on my lap!

wbaustinMy short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be #jokes #humor #comedy

iheartquotesBefore criticizing your wife's faults, remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband. (via @DavidRivas)

PhilWredeSince when is paying $13 for a sandwich, chips & a soda justifiable? iTunes albums should cost more than lunch, not the other way around.

chrisorourkeAll forms of insurance are there to insure that the insurance company stockholders have money.

danielpunkassThey say Joe Biden is already living up to his "gaffe" reputation. But it takes a lot of gaffes to match shooting your friend in the face.


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