Retweet Favorites - #33

Gerrigee“Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.”

Shimbinyou are where your thoughts are, make sure your thoughts where are you want to be

PeterSantilliWith our gun's confiscated, bail-out money, flu-vaccine, and gov't issued ID cards, I think everyone will be just fine

AlexRaffiI'm watching my kid play in the park. The only thing missing in this Lord of the Flies remake is the furs and spears.

DennisRitchiePeace is not an absence of conflict. It is a positive, filling, energetic thing.

DavidSpisakIsn't it crazy that if you're exposed to enough perspective you suddenly realize (yet again) things really aren't that bad. Be thankful

StuBakerComedyAre you really paranoid if @someone is actually following you on twitter?

snowkittenRT @socialvideoguy: "People wait for opportunity to come along...yet it is there every morning."

NitschkeMeyersIt was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. Zig Zig

Sirjohn_writerif you think the value of your house has fallen, check the value of your boat.

paulmason10538"A good doctor always realises that his sickest patient is himself." #profound

LordBarrenTWITTER. GET YOUR DAMNED ACT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.

riverswoodHummingbird wars in full force on the patio this morning..

Retweet Favorites - #31

Jason_PollockI'm watching CNN right now and they are showing a tutorial on how to wash your hands... How dumb do they think we are?

AlexRaffiI'm 9th in line to eat at Subway... Is this worth the wait? WWJD? (What would Jared do?)

DennisRitchieWe think we will have peace when we achieve perfect circumstances but peace doesn't seem to need perfection.

DaryleDickensWe have Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe movies coming this summer. Anyone working on a M.A.S.K. movie? If not anyone have $2,000,000?

RichardMadeleyWho would anybody want to watch Richard Hammond on BBC1 when they're teaching us how to grow big carrots on BBC2?

PhilWredeThese ridiculous fake pastry things that Eggo's started selling taste pretty good, but I'm sure each 1 takes about 6 hours of my life...

DavidSpisakIf any of our friends drove like 90% of the taxi drivers we would never drive w/ them no matter how desperate we were. But we'll gladly pay?

Astro_MikeJust got out of the motion simulator after a morning of shuttle re-entry simulations, we are 19 days from launch

mrsellarsCurse you, Perry the Platypus!

kristacolvinJust saw sign"scary white legs- we fix them" tanning salon humor!!! Love it

skashliwalThere is a beginning and an end to everything - but it is what takes place in the middle that ties everything together and means the mos ...

Retweet Favorites - #26

Jimmy_PoodleWatching Dumb & Dumber - it's at the piss drinking scene.

MiaI'm alive. I think. Hi.

TheBigKlosowskiis wondering why there is a piano bench in my bathroom.

jensclosetit's amazing what you can get done in 15 minutes!

VirtuAllinHaving a relaxing Sunday morning perusing great entrepreneur twitter profiles from Twellow.com... There are some amazing folks on here!

joyntheirIf I am not running out of characters, I am running out of API on tweet deck. Sigh

iheartquotesQ: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

AlexRaffiFOX NEWS just reported that Obama eats children. I don't believe it.

Sara11NAre we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?

baffledThunderbirds are Go!

formerlyCwalkenA friend mailed me her new book but didn't sign it. I hope that doesn't mean she wants it back. I'll tell her I sneezed on it or something.

LordBarrenSeriously, the first thing you always attack is penis size? I wish you women would get more creative.

GenosworldI think I can safely say that none of these Make bazillions by working at home tweets are worth your time.

Retweet Favorites - #21

AlexRaffiWe keep giving everyone enough rope but we're the only ones hanging.

AlaskaArtUse originality to break down the barriers between you and the prosperity you desire.

DennisRitchieOccasionally the blindness of familiarity is swept away and I see the beauty of life, which takes my breath.

breyeschow#top3 ways to get motivated on Mondays: twitter community, afternoon movie, unexpected good news from a friend. Me thinks I shall do all 3!

xenijardinOpening line, today's BBV: "I'm not normally a violent person but in this case I'd feel really good about nailing their gonads to the wall."

PeterSantilliNever underestimate the power of human stupidity.

paulmason10538@thehillers Sleep??? Does not compute.....

iheartquotesWhen a shrimp is first born, it's male--it gradually evolves into being female as it matures.

LordBarrenAlso - where are my normal targets? It is too quiet today.

markdavidsonWorking deep within the social media mines, 5 miles beneath the earth's crust.

yahalomathere is going to come a point when I won't be able to follow everyone, but until then, I am loving all of your tweets.

Retweet Favorites - #13

AlexRaffiAll great art requires a little danger. Take #cartoonists for example. We live with the clear and present danger of paper cuts.

stephenfryOMG! Just discovered full collection of Lip watches (looks them up) at Barney's. Gone crazy. Make amazing presents but feel slightly sick.

LukesBeardtoday i officially have the worst hair of any web designer

stephanie2967think it's time for me to hit the hay like the ol' horse that I am....good night twitterz :)

AlFerrettiI like to follow those that follow me. Its part of being a go giver~

LordBarren>sharpens the edge<

famoustwitsFriends over for dinner. Mention of twitter. I said it sounds like complete waste of time. Heading back. Report later (:

Steve_SimonHank the Pug & I being driven crazy by the "Roofers" (but I won't leave Hank alone to jump with each bang of the hammer) so we walk again :)

travelngwbuddhaSimultaneous spontaneous napping?

tyriceSDKickin' back in me back yard, thinking about turning the pool water green.

socialnateso it is cold, it is rainy and it is miserable outside - ugh today is going to be tough

producergirlJust got scared by a plastic spider... Blurg...

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #2

rentedmule#quote - "Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die". Frank Zappa

frankparker"Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down." - Wilson Mizner

earthXplorer"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey." ~ Fitzhugh Mullan

MoriasreadingsSex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. ~ Joseph Fischer

nishuFrom the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson #quotes

greenmediaclubIt always seems impossible until its done. - Nelson Mandela

Mike_Wesely#QUOTE: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." ~~Yogi Berra

AlexRaffiBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

CCSeed"The dream is the small hidden door in the deepest and most intimate sanctum of the soul..." ~ Carl Jung

Ben14864"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

divinelove“There is nothing like a dream to create the future." ~ Victor Hugo

denyseduhaimeOpportunity is a bird that never perches. ~Claude McDonald

dcrblogs"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." - Joseph Campbell

Retweet Favorites - #9

snowkittenYAY! I have Twitter back. Happy day again. =)

eifishI am excited I am representing in our mock Climate Change conference in a half hour :) Can't wait to demand things just b/c #tcot

BarrythebeaverBeavers are known for building dams, canals, and lodges. They are the second-largest rodent in the world. And they're damn sexy!

thejesseTime to haul some cows.

pointlessbanterIt is only 10:30 am on Monday and I already got into my first internet fight. That is record time. I need a Valium.

AlexRaffiShaved head feels odd. Now all I need is an underground headquarters, henchmen, a giant laser and a diabolical plot to rule the world.

ivortossellI have finally taken a photo of myself that I like. I expect to be using it through 2015.

PeterSantilliHere's a tip to help you improve your memory loss, lend more people money.

flawntmust go feed the hamster. no, not the inner hamster. the actual hamster who is a hamstress, really.

rentedmulejust realized most of my followers are from outside the US and I'm ranting about US politics...my apologies.

markshawMoney is not the most precious thing.. Time is.. Once you have spent it.. there is no getting it back...Value Your Time

chick4582oh nad not only that but my bro has a car that doesnt work so i have to let him borrow mine cause my mom is making me it sucks

josephpredStrange and disturbing news reaches me in odd and indirect ways. Disappointed on several levels.

Twitter Discovery - Links to stuff you might have missed

zaibatsu24 Truly Amazing Photos of London, as Seen From Above at Night http://bit.ly/aHr9 r/t if you like 'em

FitzilloMan helping old women cross street, hit by truck, sent to intensive care, then fined for jaywalking http://bit.ly/COZVO

laughingsquidthe most ridiculous Flickr comment thread ever keeps on growing, being graphically fueled by Blingee "enhancements" http://bit.ly/G2hI

FitzilloThe Panhandlers Secret: http://bit.ly/iBYaL Applicable to Twitter?

deadcompanyclubFree membership if your company is gone http://tinyurl.com/adxrrf

guykawasakiPi ice cube trays http://adjix.com/mk67 Also see http://geeks.alltop.com/

AlexRaffiI already posted this but it was late in the day so forgive me for reposting. Its a video I made in 24 hrs just because http://bit.ly/pQA70

adamcoupeOk I've started to upload images from the Royal Ascot Racecourse shoot - first image is up - more to follow http://bit.ly/rMgtL

Twitter - Cartoonists Who Make us Laugh :o)

Twitter - AlexRaffi
http://www.riffraffi.com/


Twitter - ReikoEoh
Think in Cartoons
http://www.realpolitix.com/


Twitter - politixcartoons
http://benjamin-politix.blogspot.com/2009/02/in-honor-of-lent.html