Retweet Favorites - #33

Gerrigee“Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.”

Shimbinyou are where your thoughts are, make sure your thoughts where are you want to be

PeterSantilliWith our gun's confiscated, bail-out money, flu-vaccine, and gov't issued ID cards, I think everyone will be just fine

AlexRaffiI'm watching my kid play in the park. The only thing missing in this Lord of the Flies remake is the furs and spears.

DennisRitchiePeace is not an absence of conflict. It is a positive, filling, energetic thing.

DavidSpisakIsn't it crazy that if you're exposed to enough perspective you suddenly realize (yet again) things really aren't that bad. Be thankful

StuBakerComedyAre you really paranoid if @someone is actually following you on twitter?

snowkittenRT @socialvideoguy: "People wait for opportunity to come along...yet it is there every morning."

NitschkeMeyersIt was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. Zig Zig

Sirjohn_writerif you think the value of your house has fallen, check the value of your boat.

paulmason10538"A good doctor always realises that his sickest patient is himself." #profound

LordBarrenTWITTER. GET YOUR DAMNED ACT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.

riverswoodHummingbird wars in full force on the patio this morning..

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #13

belovelloso"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." ~ Jim Morrison

MauiMichaelThey say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts. Henry Bromel

johnmijac"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde

ricklondon• The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. ~Vidal Sassoon

deadlyricsWell, she can dance a Cajun rhythm, jump like a willys in four wheel drive. She's a summer love for spring, fall and winter.

EricaJoneson"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do." -Epictetus

MauiMichaelAnd when I breathed, my breath was lightning. Black Elk

MARCOMEYou can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -Janis Joplin

PeterSantilliFor two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. -Bill Cosby

luv4Animation"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." — Albert Einstein

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #9

PeterSantilliThe best way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it once. -E. Joseph Cossman

ricklondon“A man is related to all nature.” ( Ralph Waldo Emerson)

mattb4rdIf the opposite of pro is con, then the opposite of progress is? - Paul Harvey

earthXplorer"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ~Sir Winston Churchill

Pat_Lorna... nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude." ~ Thomas Jefferson

Java4Two"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly." - Isaac Asimov

iheartquotesSome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. ~ Roger Miller

AlexKaris"Now is the natural state of Happiness...everything else is illusion."~a.karis

Mike_Wesely#QUOTE: "People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." ~Dave Barry

Retweet Favorites - #21

AlexRaffiWe keep giving everyone enough rope but we're the only ones hanging.

AlaskaArtUse originality to break down the barriers between you and the prosperity you desire.

DennisRitchieOccasionally the blindness of familiarity is swept away and I see the beauty of life, which takes my breath.

breyeschow#top3 ways to get motivated on Mondays: twitter community, afternoon movie, unexpected good news from a friend. Me thinks I shall do all 3!

xenijardinOpening line, today's BBV: "I'm not normally a violent person but in this case I'd feel really good about nailing their gonads to the wall."

PeterSantilliNever underestimate the power of human stupidity.

paulmason10538@thehillers Sleep??? Does not compute.....

iheartquotesWhen a shrimp is first born, it's male--it gradually evolves into being female as it matures.

LordBarrenAlso - where are my normal targets? It is too quiet today.

markdavidsonWorking deep within the social media mines, 5 miles beneath the earth's crust.

yahalomathere is going to come a point when I won't be able to follow everyone, but until then, I am loving all of your tweets.

Retweet Favorites - #15

LukesBeardJust washed his mums car. Im such a lovely son

cwalkenA friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess.

DianaCastillejaSlow this morning. puttering. Forgot to sign on here. :) *waves*

yukai_chouWoke up in the morning extremely confused. And then I realized: "Oh yea...I'm Yu-kai Chou."

ThinkReferrals@bluefur hehehe, porkchops with apple sauce and 2 eggs and raw green pepper and spinach

troyredingtoni'm intrigued by the idea of carrying a cat in a pillow case. it sounds so FUN.

iheartquotesJustice, n.: A decision in your favor.

paulmason10538GIRLS!!! Buy your plane tickets! You can now get chilli and chocolate crisps here in the UK, for a limited time only!! :D xox

JackInChicagoA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory :) #1liners

TradingGoddesswow! Burger King commercial about burger shots - she says "I just want to squeeze them!" He says "Squeeze away!" Racy!

judyreyIf life is an ongoing audition then Twitter is a stage!

PeterSantilliSTRESS:The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the daylights out of some idiot who deserves it!

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #3

PeterSantilliWhen you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -Norm Crosby

BingFutchLife is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John W. Gardner

Sirjohn_writer"Little strokes fell great oaks!" -- Benjamin Franklin

chrispirillo"Ladies and gentleman, if your luggage doesn't fit in the overhead compartment, we will confiscate it and sell it on eBay." - The Mgmt

Raquel_SotoI'm so old they cancelled my blood type.~Bob Hope

LilianChiscaLovely quote on friendship: "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." - Arnold Glasow (via @KrisColvin)

XceptNRT @tweetsayings: There are two types of education. One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live. - John Adams#quote

Mike_Wesely #QUOTE: "One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." ~G.M. Weilacher

Java4Two"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought." -- Sir William Osler

dpbkmbIs it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ~ Stephen Wright #jokes

renagadesRT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTE: "I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." ~~Susan Sontag LMAO

Retweet Favorites - #9

snowkittenYAY! I have Twitter back. Happy day again. =)

eifishI am excited I am representing in our mock Climate Change conference in a half hour :) Can't wait to demand things just b/c #tcot

BarrythebeaverBeavers are known for building dams, canals, and lodges. They are the second-largest rodent in the world. And they're damn sexy!

thejesseTime to haul some cows.

pointlessbanterIt is only 10:30 am on Monday and I already got into my first internet fight. That is record time. I need a Valium.

AlexRaffiShaved head feels odd. Now all I need is an underground headquarters, henchmen, a giant laser and a diabolical plot to rule the world.

ivortossellI have finally taken a photo of myself that I like. I expect to be using it through 2015.

PeterSantilliHere's a tip to help you improve your memory loss, lend more people money.

flawntmust go feed the hamster. no, not the inner hamster. the actual hamster who is a hamstress, really.

rentedmulejust realized most of my followers are from outside the US and I'm ranting about US politics...my apologies.

markshawMoney is not the most precious thing.. Time is.. Once you have spent it.. there is no getting it back...Value Your Time

chick4582oh nad not only that but my bro has a car that doesnt work so i have to let him borrow mine cause my mom is making me it sucks

josephpredStrange and disturbing news reaches me in odd and indirect ways. Disappointed on several levels.

Retweet Favorites - #8

FitzilloWhen a competitive eating champion is down on his luck, does he stand on the corner with a sign that says "Will eat for food"?

timelady--/ <- hole in ground. where i have crawled & am hiding, wound licking and healing. still vulnerable idiot at 42, & trust where shouldnt. chrisbroganDoes anybody else remember begging their parents for TV dinners as a kid? And for judging them based on the dessert?

Nuzziepeeling my cold, dead fingers from my keyboard to go to bed, nite. over and out

famoustwitsI was thinking of taking over the world after breakfast but then resisted after considering the aweful problem of just what to do with it.

DanielLannon@DivaOfLove winks then looks down and shuffles feet

yehudaberg2day look at life as 1 big game of hide & seek Enjoy the process of struggling & know that if U R sweating you’re close 2 that which U seek

breeberstwishes there was a pill to inspire drive & creativity. Of course it'd probably cause hallucinations, or cancer, or spontaneous combustion

filmomaticAlso, why can't I form a proper sentence? See my last tweet. Good lord.

PeterSantilliSTRESS:The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the daylights out of some idiot who deserves it!

xenijardinWow, smug white chauvinism dripping from that convo made me feel a lil sick. Anyone want my soup? They make computers, btw.

beijobabeThe San Diego Water Authority has just made it easier to be a douchebag to your neighbors with their "Water Waster" door hangers. Boooooo.!

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes

GoldenL."To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." ~~ Anatole France..

jamesbyersRT @TiffanieTillman “You will never be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life.-James G. Bilkey

tigw9598"I am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it." -- Thomas Jefferson

PeterSantilliA mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools-Douglas Adams

tigw9598"Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently."-- Henry Ford, Founder of the Ford Motor Company

GoldenL"If opportunity doesn't knock, then build a door." "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." - Albert Einstein

islandprincess2Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. --Theodore Roosevelt

knikkoletteThe difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -- Albert Einstein

tigw9598"The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance." -- Brian Tracy, Author

ifindkarmaJohn Mason: "You were born an original. Don't die a copy."

DocYankeeRT @joelcomm "Anger is the wind that blows out the lamp of the mind" - Les Brown

PeterSantilliLearn everything you can,anytime you can, from anyone you can-there will always come a time when you will be grateful you did-Sarah Caldwell

brianshaler"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." -- Robert Orben

joegreenz"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." Bohr