Retweet Favorites - #15

LukesBeardJust washed his mums car. Im such a lovely son

cwalkenA friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess.

DianaCastillejaSlow this morning. puttering. Forgot to sign on here. :) *waves*

yukai_chouWoke up in the morning extremely confused. And then I realized: "Oh yea...I'm Yu-kai Chou."

ThinkReferrals@bluefur hehehe, porkchops with apple sauce and 2 eggs and raw green pepper and spinach

troyredingtoni'm intrigued by the idea of carrying a cat in a pillow case. it sounds so FUN.

iheartquotesJustice, n.: A decision in your favor.

paulmason10538GIRLS!!! Buy your plane tickets! You can now get chilli and chocolate crisps here in the UK, for a limited time only!! :D xox

JackInChicagoA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory :) #1liners

TradingGoddesswow! Burger King commercial about burger shots - she says "I just want to squeeze them!" He says "Squeeze away!" Racy!

judyreyIf life is an ongoing audition then Twitter is a stage!

PeterSantilliSTRESS:The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the daylights out of some idiot who deserves it!

Retweet Favorites - #14

cwalkenThere's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.

toddadamsonThank you, microwave, for making my hippie peanut butter spreadable.

iheartquotesWhat we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

pentahexamineOne of the down sides of growing old is realizing what an ass you were when you were young and knew it all.

famoustwitsNothing on the telly tonight, cause someone stole my fish tank.

DDGriffithsocial media. ...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

paulmason10538Who is your #twittertwin?? Please tweet, with reasons, especially if you consider them to be identical, or that you were separated at birth!

Nabbit@Sweetnote You are as young a feel! Nabbit makes everyone feel young!!

k0pGonna have another cup of coffee and crack open a bud light.