Twitter Discovery - UFO sighted over Central Park

chrispirilloUFO sighted over Central Park: http://bit.ly/TAipF [Hurray for Citizen Journalism!]

Retweet Favorites - #20

wayneandwaxslow cooking boston baked beans and pork ribs w/ homemade BBQ sauce -- can't think of many better ways to spend a sunday afternoon

BuddylarooI want to go back to Detroit, if for any reason, just to see the urban decay and the effects of an industry that poisoned itself.

wilwJust found out that Roger Daltrey turned 65 today. Thanks for all the rock, sir. (Like he'll ever see this, but still, right?)

nth452@cheiie One day I'll make good on my kidnapping plot (first I have to get rid of signs of any and all forms of gravy)

chrispirilloThe best cure for a hangover is not drinking.

DarthAngelusis about to blow up an office, should be fun :)

apluskI just cut myself with a throwing star. These things should come with a warning video call "Blood on the Keyboard"

michaelianblack"Oh No They Didn't" picked up LeWar. Every single person who reads that blog is signing on to Team LeVar. "Reading Rainbow" is killing me.

levarburtonI expected a guy like Michael Ian Black to be more appreciative for my having helped him gain thousands of followers almost overnight.

Twitter Retweet Famous Quotes #3

PeterSantilliWhen you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -Norm Crosby

BingFutchLife is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John W. Gardner

Sirjohn_writer"Little strokes fell great oaks!" -- Benjamin Franklin

chrispirillo"Ladies and gentleman, if your luggage doesn't fit in the overhead compartment, we will confiscate it and sell it on eBay." - The Mgmt

Raquel_SotoI'm so old they cancelled my blood type.~Bob Hope

LilianChiscaLovely quote on friendship: "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." - Arnold Glasow (via @KrisColvin)

XceptNRT @tweetsayings: There are two types of education. One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live. - John Adams#quote

Mike_Wesely #QUOTE: "One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." ~G.M. Weilacher

Java4Two"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought." -- Sir William Osler

dpbkmbIs it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ~ Stephen Wright #jokes

renagadesRT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTE: "I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." ~~Susan Sontag LMAO