Retweet Favorites - #11

azurioAt my funeral, I totally want a mariachi band. (PS - If I mysteriously perish, suspicions should fall on local mariachi band opportunists.)

villarjawelcome to the terror-dome - two kids under 6 and a new dog and mom is out for the evening and no wine

bajuBest part of not feeling well is having a great wife taking care of you. How did I survive before?

famoustwitsCat won staring match and then raised tail while parading and giving a look which said I am so pissed off and so beautiful.

deadhead55butter is the best with biscuits and jam..!!!!!

VintageSellerDo not get me started on sweets !!

josephpredEnding a less than productive day by going out to romp in the fresh snow. Also going out to celebrate the engagement of a couple of friends.

atomicpoetI regret mixxing light roast coffee with Red Bull. I got the shakes. This is what cocaine must feel like.

coffeetweet"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up."

oudiantebiSnowflakes the size of my head are falling from the sky

crashrabbitSeriously, instead of warning against kids playing with the cables they should advise against them using it as a steering wheel.

Coolbear77What's Plan B? Apply for that job as a speedbump in the parking lot of Walmart.

Retweet Favorites - #10

LordBarren>sullenly grabs broom, stomping to basement< >cape swish<

Kilogrammagedear twitter, today I am having a very bad day :-( My team mates on my quiz bowl team have formed a cabal to usurp me.

villarjawelcome to the terror-dome - two kids under 6 and a new dog and mom is out for the evening and no wine

famoustwitsOur German student thinks sober means fasting. Job interview med he ask on phone if he should come sober. Me lmao, he still on phone.

joebrooksAre you guys a cult, and am I your leader?

iheartquotesWhen nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.

LeVarThomasHas twitter took the focus from any other of your addictions?

KarenLCat1min.,"You're not the boss of me"..next..asleep in a fetal position on the sofa resembling an angel..Bi-polar or Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde? my6YO!

lou21everyone is so quiet tonight

BrownEyedAlbinofreaking tired. if there aren't any epic peices soon, I'm just going to sleep..

BradHowardThe average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (HAHA!)

AlexisNeelyWhy the cry? Sometimes I just need to cry. Don't you? If not, what are you blocking? I was numb for many years. Now, not so much. :)