SlightBratBoyheadlines we wont see: Government To Protect Idiots From Own Stupidity: Witless Protection Program
Hollymarkwondering why people stay in relationships where they break up every other week...
victorvigilMen do less than they ought,unless they do all they can.
deanhuntI think I broke my twitter
DennisRitchieI offered my dog a bite of oatmeal and she looked at me like,"You don't love me anymore." Never moved. This from a dog that eats poop.
famoustwitsHow many twitterers does it take to change a light bulb? 1000. 1 to change bulb and 999 to give updates on the progress of the job
leftbrainstupidEvery time someone pauses while talking I find myself interjecting some line of sarcasm or innuendo. Rocky Horror why can’t I quit you!
psychicmaidenOk I finally admit it, I am addicted to twitter.
Vicki904i hate that when i leave for work the moon is still in the sky...
lexiconjessicaughh got 2 eye shadows and they are exact dupes for each other! intoxicate (le?) and shadowy lady!
cartoonistAnd some salad with worms and maggots for Herman.
jaimelaureni can't wait to go home and ebay the shit out of these old lady figurines.
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Golfing_NutHave you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~ Al Boliska And the worst part is you do it to yourself!
deanhuntI went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
BlazingMindsSometimes I think this dog of mine is glued to me, every time I sit down in front of the computer, up he jumps and goes to sleep on my lap!
wbaustinMy short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be #jokes #humor #comedy
iheartquotesBefore criticizing your wife's faults, remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband. (via @DavidRivas)
PhilWredeSince when is paying $13 for a sandwich, chips & a soda justifiable? iTunes albums should cost more than lunch, not the other way around.
chrisorourkeAll forms of insurance are there to insure that the insurance company stockholders have money.
danielpunkassThey say Joe Biden is already living up to his "gaffe" reputation. But it takes a lot of gaffes to match shooting your friend in the face.
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deanhuntI went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
BlazingMindsSometimes I think this dog of mine is glued to me, every time I sit down in front of the computer, up he jumps and goes to sleep on my lap!
wbaustinMy short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be #jokes #humor #comedy
iheartquotesBefore criticizing your wife's faults, remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband. (via @DavidRivas)
PhilWredeSince when is paying $13 for a sandwich, chips & a soda justifiable? iTunes albums should cost more than lunch, not the other way around.
chrisorourkeAll forms of insurance are there to insure that the insurance company stockholders have money.
danielpunkassThey say Joe Biden is already living up to his "gaffe" reputation. But it takes a lot of gaffes to match shooting your friend in the face.
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