Retweet Favorites - #31

Jason_PollockI'm watching CNN right now and they are showing a tutorial on how to wash your hands... How dumb do they think we are?

AlexRaffiI'm 9th in line to eat at Subway... Is this worth the wait? WWJD? (What would Jared do?)

DennisRitchieWe think we will have peace when we achieve perfect circumstances but peace doesn't seem to need perfection.

DaryleDickensWe have Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe movies coming this summer. Anyone working on a M.A.S.K. movie? If not anyone have $2,000,000?

RichardMadeleyWho would anybody want to watch Richard Hammond on BBC1 when they're teaching us how to grow big carrots on BBC2?

PhilWredeThese ridiculous fake pastry things that Eggo's started selling taste pretty good, but I'm sure each 1 takes about 6 hours of my life...

DavidSpisakIf any of our friends drove like 90% of the taxi drivers we would never drive w/ them no matter how desperate we were. But we'll gladly pay?

Astro_MikeJust got out of the motion simulator after a morning of shuttle re-entry simulations, we are 19 days from launch

mrsellarsCurse you, Perry the Platypus!

kristacolvinJust saw sign"scary white legs- we fix them" tanning salon humor!!! Love it

skashliwalThere is a beginning and an end to everything - but it is what takes place in the middle that ties everything together and means the mos ...